This survey made me laugh.

How is everyone's summer? Am I the only one not going to the gym anymore? I am so lazy!
Not only that, but I crave winter and fall weather more than anything in the world. I am happy with the summer though because I love the beach, although its been so rainy in New England that I've only gone maybe a handful of times... Come pick me up in Rhode Island I want to go have fun somewhere else.



1. If you had to compare your boobs to a fruit of relatively equal size and shape, what fruit would they be?
LOL fuck that. Peaches.

2. Given your boob size, would you consider them too large, too small, or just right?
Hand size! I am fun sized!

3. What would your partner answer for #2?
Just right, more than a handful is "too much".

4. Have you ever considered or gotten breast enhancement? Why or why not?
I will never.

5. Do you consider your boobs an asset or a liability considering your overall appearance?
I wouldn't really consider it a liability, so an asset cause I kind of just accepted it.

6. Have you ever found yourself staring at your boobs in a reflection? ( be honest now! )
Yeah I think they're getting bigger cause I'M A GROWING YOUNG LADI.

7. Do you prefer to go around with or without wearing a bra/ sports bra?
I have never worn a sports bra in my life, and I don't wear bras to bed unless I have a sleepover.

8. Have you ever flashed your boobs at a random person just to get a reaction out of them?
LMFAO fail.

9. If you could change one thing about your boobs, what would you change?
I want them to be a small C cup.

10. Why, in your opinion, do you think men/women are fascinated with your boobs?
Because they fit my body, and if they were any bigger I don't think guys would like me for who I am.

11. Have you ever knowingly used your boobs to get your way?
LOL Never really thought about it.

12. What matters more – cleavage or overall size of your boobs?
Size of the boob!

13. If you had to describe your boobs in 3 words or less, what would you say?
They are perky.

14. Do you consider your boobs as a piece of the foreplay puzzle?
No shit what else are they used for.

15. Do you enjoy the attention your boobs get, or do you prefer that attention be directed elsewhere?
The attention isn't really on my boobs its my ass but alright.

16. If you could swap boobs with someone famous, who’s boobs would you snag?
Miley Cyrus and I'm not even fucking around.

17. Ever used your boobs as references for your artwork?
Lmfao yesss I have.

18. Which would you show first.. your boobs or your butt?
I think everyone in the world has seen my ass, so yeah lets just go with that.

19. A college art teacher offers you a part time gig as a model for the next artistic nude topless study. Do you go for it, or politely decline?
Maybe if I was older, but for now, no thanks.

20. Playboy calls, and they want you topless on the cover of their next issue. The money is great, but since it’s Playboy, you know everyone will eventually see it. Do you accept?
LETS FUCKIN DO THIS SHIT GUY!